Timeline of Events in re: Replacement Treo
1500 CDT, 10-Oct-2006: RMA ordered.
1607 CDT, 10-Oct-2006: Shipment picked up, Fort Worth, TX.
0526 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Email from Cingular regarding tracking number received.
0550 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Pre-dawn cursed, laundry cycled, above email read with one eye open while other eye remained shut in protest of wakefulness after <5 hours sleep.
0552 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Tracking number viewed.
0553 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Reload.
0558 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Reload.
0615 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Reload.
0616 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Heavy sigh, command decision made to return to bed for brief stay.
0701 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Phone arrives at DHL station at HSV.
0720 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Alarm clock considered for defenestration.
0722 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Dryer re-started. Mental cursing of buying cheap-ass dryer seven years ago again ensues.
0723 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Reload.
0724 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Disbelief that overnight means overnight, for once.
0740 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Keys and wallet in hand, email dashed off to manager, “Will be late, must go slay DHL dragons.” Message received loud and clear: DHL has lost hardware for our organization before.
0810 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Counter jockey disbelieving that driver hasn’t already loaded phone on truck.
0811 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: User smirks, knowing that the DHL truck in his ‘hood runs late afternoons.
0813 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Counter jockey claims user is “lucky”, walks off, presumably to find part.
0816 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: Counter jockey returns with printout, services next customer in line.
0817 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: User considers punching out counter jockey, customer.
0818 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: User reconsiders, realizing that city jail unlikely to show Bruins-Thrashers on TV. [The inconsiderate fuckers.]
0822 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: User signs for phone. Counter jockey enters signout, then note that user picking up phone.
0856 CDT, 11-Oct-2006: User reloads tracking site, smirks at counter jockey ineptitude, heads for shower.
