People Are Like Used Cars

Really, they are when you come down to it.

Who among us couldn’t use a little body work, a new paint job, rolling back the odometer a few thousand miles, or just a little tune up? Used cars cost you lots of money, but they have lovable quirks that make you love them all the more.

This popped to mind as I was driving between work and school earlier, for I heard a commercial for a used car information center on the radio that made the inverse statement–that used cars are like people. But I have a fun story to tell about used cars, and it applies with things that swirl around me lately. [And probably not what some of you are thinking ... because I don't tell all my good stories online, not even to my local friends.]

I remember when Mom and I went to go car-shopping for me when I was a senior in high school. Mind you, I had a perfectly good vehicle in my 1986 Nissan truck. It wasn’t everything I wanted in a vehicle, but hey, it ran well and got nearly 30 mpg on the highway. When I was a poor high schooler away from home, that meant a lot! But my grandmother wanted to buy me a “new” truck, so off we went …
I wanted to stick with a truck, preferably a Nissan. Why? They’re bloody reliable. Mine has turned out to be so: I got it at a skosh under 30,000 miles, and I’m somewhere above 115,000 as of this writing. [That's 85,000 miles in about five years. Not an earth-shattering number, but when you consider it was at 70,000 total miles [42,000 of which I'd logged myself] after about 20 months of ownership…] I wanted a V6 with four-wheel drive. Mom talked me down to a 2WD, mainly because of insurance costs. I still wanted the V6, because my old truck was really underpowered.

Then I drove the truck I now drive … with the old Nissan 240SX engine in it. 152 hp … wow. :) So I drove it and looked under the hood. I found the one thing wrong with it: where it had been wrecked in the past. I found the bondo lines … and it was funny to see the salesman’s face when he told me, “It’s been wrecked.” I said, “Yep, left front quarter panel … what did you have to repair?” He told me. It was cool.

We’re all like that … better than we appear, worse than we’d like to be, but all with our own little bondo lines.

Posted February 26th, 2002 in Introspection.

5 comments:

  1. Jess from not-AL :P:

    I love the last thing you said. It couldn’t be more true. :) (Our own little bondo lines are what make us unique.)

    hope it’s ok, i quoted you on my site. =)

  2. Jeremy:

    When I first read the title it made me think of a lyric from a Spock’s Beard song that makes me grin every time I hear it.

    "Some people are like gravy, spilt on God’s Sunday shirt"

  3. Geof F. Morris:

    Hey, that’s great, Jess. Thanks for the props.

    Jeremy, after listening to a little SB last night at Amy’s, I understand why you’re an addict …

  4. Amy:

    heheheheh. I only played you "June." At some point one of us needs to play "The Great Nothing" for you. If your head is still intact at the end of the song (27 minutes later) then you’re probably going to be a SB fan.

    At least, that’s how it worked for Jeff and I.

  5. Geof F. Morris:

    I’ve had lots of things try to explode my head in the last week. Bring it on!

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