I need to adopt something similar Real Soon Now. I'm not in terrible shape, but not good.

"It seems that “socialist” has supplanted “liberal” as the go-to slur among much of a conservative world confronting a one-two-three punch of bank bailouts, budget blowouts and stimulus bills. Right-leaning bloggers and talk radio hosts are wearing out the brickbat. Senate and House Republicans have been tripping over their podiums to invoke it. The S-bomb has become as surefire a red-meat line at conservative gatherings as “Clinton” was in the 1990s and “Pelosi” is today." Except, um, wasn't it GWB that started the handout train? Wasn't it? Hmmmmmmmm?

Hi. My name is Geof, and I love to antagonize the shit out of my adopted little sister.