Someone’s having a better night than me.
Text received: “What do you use to make screwdrivers?”
Response sent: “3 parts vodka and 1 part triple sec to 5-6 parts OJ”
Response considered: “Cold-worked stainless steel and a petroleum-based polymer for the grip.”
Me, I’m working in the morning and am still a bit dehydrated from being sick, otherwise, well, I might have to fix myself a drink … 
Posted December 26th, 2007 in Vignettes by Geof F. Morris.
I liked your second answer better.
/signed/
December 27th, 2007 at 22:54The nerd
nice.
January 2nd, 2008 at 00:19