… my next-door neighbor’s house is on fire. I don’t have anywhere to be right now, but if I did, I wouldn’t get anywhere, as I’m blocked in by two huge fire trucks. More later.

Update: Well, what I gathered from cross-talk amongst the firefighters and folks milling around outside is that there was something in the oven that was smoking very, very badly … so much so that the whole house was full of smoke. With the oven off, the burnt item dispensed, and the house blown out, the trucks were gone before I could fully get out of my Saturday afternoon-nap fog.