So, Bill Cosby wants us all to donate $8 to the U.S. National Slavery Museum. Seems like a worthy cause to me. I mean, how many Jell-O Pudding Pops does $8 get you? Isn’t that money really better spent on establishing a museum to study one of the black marks on America’s history, rather than running your blood sugar up to near-diabetic levels?

And lest you think this is tongue-in-cheek, I just gave ‘em $24, figuring that at least two of you who read this will slack and not give any money … or buy some Jell-O Pudding instead. Selfish, greedy bastards.

[And if you're wondering, "Was there any way that Geof was going to write this one seriously?" the answer is, "No way in hell first thing Saturday morning."]