SplendaPants
SplendaPants is an awesome person. No, really.
Just remember, SP: if you reply with a comment, you so out yourself to the greater Internet. 
[You kinda had to be there, folks. I was dared not to post this, so I did. ]
Posted May 2nd, 2006 in Fooftatsic by Geof F. Morris.
What, no snide comments from the Tuesday night peanut gallery? I thought that maybe Rick would’ve wisecracked by now.
I’m betting someone is as red as the shirt she was wearing last night …
May 3rd, 2006 at 14:26Never ever dare the GFM.
May 3rd, 2006 at 14:38I have been laughing my butt off all day! But I guess I’ve been laughing in silence til now.
May 3rd, 2006 at 15:24Well, not total silence. Rick knows I’ve been laughing. The so called Splenda pants also knows that I’ve been laughing.
There is simply nothing I can add to this to make it more funny.
Buaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!
We love you SplendaPants!
May 3rd, 2006 at 16:16I feel so sorry for SP’s husband. He’s supposed to be kicking my ass or something, but the only injury likely inflicted by him involves bite marks inside his mouth …
May 3rd, 2006 at 16:20Well, I was going to post a comment earlier but the whole outing myself didn’t really seem like a good idea at the time. If you hadn’t said anything about it, I probably would have commented earlier.
After having all day to think about what snarky comment to post or whether or not I should post at all, this is what I have come up with to say…
to you!!! (Blowing many raspberries to you!)
As soon as I come up with something better, I’ll let you know. And don’t worry, I am plotting my revenge as we speak. You should be afraid, very afraid. You have no idea what SplendaPants is capable of…come to think of it, neither do I but we’re sure going to find out!
May 3rd, 2006 at 16:41Dear Ashley:
This is why we love you so much.
Love,
May 3rd, 2006 at 16:43Us