Reason 32 That Living Alone Ain’t All It’s Cracked Up to Be
When you live alone, you get to shag the 100-lb.+ filing cabinet you just bought at Staples up the stairs by yourself. Nice workout, though.
Posted February 20th, 2006 in Fooftatsic by Geof F. Morris.
Although, if you had been willing to wait and called me, I would have been willing to stop by after work and give you a hand
February 20th, 2006 at 12:54I know, man, and I appreciate it. I wanted to go ahead and put the backup of all my filing in it, though. I’ll probably have one drawer full before dark.
February 20th, 2006 at 12:57Yeah, what Jon said! When it comes to moving furniture, living with Jessica is pretty much like living alone.
February 20th, 2006 at 20:56Hey, I’m going to bring all this “willingness to help” up when I want to move the piece of butcher block back downstairs.
February 20th, 2006 at 21:08Two wheel dolly.
(enough said)
February 21st, 2006 at 07:52Given that my staircase has a very small landing, a handtruck wouldn’t have been very helpful.
I should own one, but I don’t; this largely used to be because I didn’t want to have both a handtruck and a truck, because then all my college friends would’ve thought of me as their personal moving company.
February 21st, 2006 at 11:54Wait, you mean you’re supposed to buy those little filing cabinets? I always just assumed all those extras filled with meaningless claims at work were up for grabs…. :\
February 23rd, 2006 at 14:14In my case, Chris, I’d probably end up in a Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. I’m sure that some of the stuff in my office is procured under DCAA-audited funds. I like freedom.
February 23rd, 2006 at 14:26Punting
Due to a variety of happenstances—work being really busy, being out-of-town, a server that upgefuchted on me [causing me two days’ downtime and pushing all the work I’d've done last weekend to this onw], and increased church commitme…
March 26th, 2006 at 13:34