December 2006: Lose 50 Pounds
A RESOLUTION to Lose 50 Pounds in 2006
WHEREAS I’m really out of shape, and
WHEREAS I’d like to not be so bad next year, and
WHEREAS It’s just a pound a week,
THEREFORE Let it be hereby resolved that I will lose 50 pounds in 2006.
THEREFORE Let it be further resolved that I will tell you how close I got to that goal sometime in January 2007.
RESOLVED on this, the thirteenth day of January, 2006, by the Board of Directors of GFMorris.com, Geof F. Morris, Resident Fatass, presiding.
Posted January 13th, 2006 in 2006 Resolutions by Geof F. Morris.
Hmmm, doesn’t seem you have as much of a plan for this one as the others. It’s almost like a gratuitous resolution. Are you serious about this or not?
January 14th, 2006 at 10:20I think it’s safe to say that this is a sensitive issue with me, and not one I’ll be making real public.
January 17th, 2006 at 23:34Ahh, then it would be sensitive of me and safe for my general health and welfare to leave the subject alone and retract my question.
Can do. No problem.
January 18th, 2006 at 06:51