Dear November
Hey there:
What’s with you? You’ve brought back the warm weather! Don’t you know it’s hockey season, eh? Between the heat and the wind, you’re going to take all the leaves off of our trees in under a week, and just when it was getting awful pretty around here, too.
Take a hint, buddy: turn the chillers back on, bring a little rain to the table, and can these days above 15C for good. It’s mid-fall, and it should be cool-to-cold outside. Don’t make me turn on my air conditioning!
Not so cordially yours,
Geof
Posted November 5th, 2005 in Fooftatsic by Geof F. Morris.

Afreakingmen.
November 5th, 2005 at 21:46No way. Winter means rain, and I’d rather have sun.
November 5th, 2005 at 22:17Yeah, but you live in Hawai’i, Brad. Stuff it!
November 5th, 2005 at 22:28They have winter in Hawai’i?
November 6th, 2005 at 17:10Yeah, we have winter. The rain gets colder and falls more frequently.
November 6th, 2005 at 17:34Mid 70s here, and should stay that way for the most part until june….
Eat it!
November 6th, 2005 at 19:33You can have it. I’ll take teens and 6 inches of snow any day.
Just waiting for a school in Minnesota to open up a job in my field.
November 6th, 2005 at 21:23Yeah, where’s the fat people weather?
November 7th, 2005 at 13:12No fuckin’ kiddin’, man.
November 7th, 2005 at 13:13[...] Some can’t wait for the colder weather, but I’ve been enjoying the mild temperatures lately. There’ll be time enough for layered clothing and the hibernation instinct soon. [...]
November 8th, 2005 at 08:34