Among the Many Reasons to Love Bill Simmons …
… is a line like this from his 2005 NBA MVP column:
319. Latrell Sprewell and Sam Cassell (tie)
Trading for an NBA player with baggage is like dating a girl with baggage – maybe you’ll be happy for a few months, but there’s a 95-percent chance it’s going to end badly. (And I mean, BADLY, as in, “Why does it hurt when I pee?” or “I wonder who left 59 hang-ups on my answering machine?”)
If you’re not laughing, you’ve clearly never dated a girl with baggage.
Posted April 10th, 2005 in Humor by Geof F. Morris.
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April 10th, 2005 at 15:05hahaha, that is awesome.
April 10th, 2005 at 22:30Well, I’ve never dated a woman with baggage, but I’ve been one.
April 11th, 2005 at 17:44Been one? As in, you’re not anymore?
April 11th, 2005 at 18:29Well, I’m just waiting for the perfect porch to leave all my bags on.
April 11th, 2005 at 22:52I think it best that I don’t even approach that comment.
April 12th, 2005 at 08:50