Sammy Sosa got a lot of crap last season when he sneezed his way onto the disabled list. Now, I believe him.

Yesterday as I pulled into work, I had the urge to sneeze. I was in mid-parking turn, so I held the sneeze back so I wouldn’t hit the car on either side of me. My body overpowered my mind, though, and with most of my body tensed up so I wouldn’t sneeze, I did so anyway. I felt a large POP! just under my rib cage on the left side.

Suffice it to say that sit-ups are not something I’m keen on doing right now. That said, it is a lot better today compared to last night, when I was around Stephen, Misty, Rick, Jessica, Jeff, Amy, Jason, and Chris, and every funny thing someone said was great until I actually started laughing…