Not Quite So Bright
So, last night, I’m on my way home when I decide, “Hey, I’m hungry … let me hit Subway.” On my way in, I see a sign advertising two footlong subs for $8.99 after 5:00 p.m. on weekdays. I think to myself: “Dinner tonight, lunch tomorrow!” I get two subs, take them home, eat one, and put the other in the refrigerator.
I so did not bring the second sub to work today. Of course. That would require me having a brain.

Sounds like you need a tickler file for the fridge…
January 6th, 2005 at 14:07:grumble:
January 6th, 2005 at 16:24The meatball ones are great. And the turkey ones. I didn’t know how often I ate at Subway until I realized that I’d already redeemed two stamp cards.
January 6th, 2005 at 20:30