Labeling
Geof: “You seen my new toy?”
Leonard [warily]: “That looks like a labelmaker.”
G: “That it is!”
L: “Oh, dear Lord.”
G: “It’s just a part of my effort to get organized.”
L: “What are you going to label?”
G [holds up box]: “File folders! Why, did you think I’d do anything else?”
L: “Yeah. If I come home one night and there are labels under the remote controls indicating where they’re supposed to go, like what Anthony used to do, I’m going to beat you in the head. Repeatedly.”
See, Ant-Dawg, you’re missed around here.

Maybe you should do like a certain unnamed someone and label all of your cabinets with where all your cookware should go.
Not that I would know anything about that.
October 19th, 2004 at 11:25What’re you trying to say, Jeff?
I bet you put the cookware in the right place in Adriene’s kitchen now, don’t you?
October 19th, 2004 at 12:15Yeah, then try to make sure that certain unnamed people actually PUT the dishes where it’s labeled that they’re supposed to go.
Not that certain unnamed people DON’T put them where they belong now….
October 19th, 2004 at 12:59I love passive/aggressiveness!
Appeasement is good.
October 19th, 2004 at 13:04Hrm… You know, this would keep certain unnamed husbands from constantly asking me where things go in our kitchen… I mean, come on people! We’ve lived in the house 3 months now. You should know where I keep all of the skillets and measuring spoons, etc…
October 19th, 2004 at 17:11Kat: I paid $29.99 for one at Staples. Get a Brother P-Touch and go to war.
October 19th, 2004 at 17:33HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
October 20th, 2004 at 17:16I admire and applaud people who have good organizational skills, but for some people, organization borders a bit too close to insanity. Not that *I* know anyone like that. Glad to see you’re still alive Ant-dawg–
October 22nd, 2004 at 05:39