Labeling

Geof: “You seen my new toy?”

Leonard [warily]: “That looks like a labelmaker.”

G: “That it is!”

L: “Oh, dear Lord.”

G: “It’s just a part of my effort to get organized.”

L: “What are you going to label?”

G [holds up box]: “File folders! Why, did you think I’d do anything else?”

L: “Yeah. If I come home one night and there are labels under the remote controls indicating where they’re supposed to go, like what Anthony used to do, I’m going to beat you in the head. Repeatedly.”

See, Ant-Dawg, you’re missed around here.

Posted October 19th, 2004 in Geekery, Vignettes by Geof F. Morris.

8 comments:

  1. Jeff H:

    Maybe you should do like a certain unnamed someone and label all of your cabinets with where all your cookware should go.

    Not that I would know anything about that.

  2. Geof F. Morris:

    What’re you trying to say, Jeff? ;)

    I bet you put the cookware in the right place in Adriene’s kitchen now, don’t you? :lol:

  3. Adriene:

    Yeah, then try to make sure that certain unnamed people actually PUT the dishes where it’s labeled that they’re supposed to go.

    Not that certain unnamed people DON’T put them where they belong now….

  4. Geof F. Morris:

    I love passive/aggressiveness! :lol:

    Appeasement is good.

  5. kat:

    Hrm… You know, this would keep certain unnamed husbands from constantly asking me where things go in our kitchen… I mean, come on people! We’ve lived in the house 3 months now. You should know where I keep all of the skillets and measuring spoons, etc…

  6. Geof F. Morris:

    Kat: I paid $29.99 for one at Staples. Get a Brother P-Touch and go to war.

  7. Ant-dawg:

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  8. Lfred:

    I admire and applaud people who have good organizational skills, but for some people, organization borders a bit too close to insanity. Not that *I* know anyone like that. Glad to see you’re still alive Ant-dawg–

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