Morbidity
“Man, I think I’m heading out of here early today.”
“Same here. I worked over on Gordo’s TUS RA show, so I have some time. I can’t imagine how much time you have.”
“I was at forty hours on Wednesday afternoon.”
“Ow.”
“Yeah … that, and it’s my birthday today, so I really don’t want to be here in the first place.”
“Well, happy birthday.”
“Thanks. I had a morbid thought as I walked into the building this morning; if our life expectancy is 78 years, then I’m a third of the way there at 26.”
“It could be a motivating thought.”
“Motivation? On Friday? Are you kidding me?!”

happy birthday you big lug!!
October 1st, 2004 at 10:39Maybe it could motivate you to go home.
October 1st, 2004 at 13:33