Holy SHIT!
I just got promoted at work.
When my boss walked in with a green sheet of paper, I remembered that it was Sep 1 and that it was merit pay raise time, but … I did not expect that.
Wow.
Posted September 1st, 2004 in Work Foofiness by Geof F. Morris.

Congrats!
September 1st, 2004 at 14:13What are you now?
September 1st, 2004 at 14:36I was an Engineer III [entry-level]. I’m now an Engineer II.
September 1st, 2004 at 15:22Congratulations!!
You definitely deserve it.
September 1st, 2004 at 15:27Does your boss read your site?
September 1st, 2004 at 15:43Yay! Congrats.
September 1st, 2004 at 16:10Negative.
September 1st, 2004 at 16:19Just for clarification…does this, or does this not, put you one step closer to world domination?
September 1st, 2004 at 16:27One small step for Geof.
One giant leap for Geofkind.
September 1st, 2004 at 17:06Congratulations!
September 1st, 2004 at 19:39Congrats, Champ.
September 1st, 2004 at 20:25Oh! I didn’t know world domination was your goal. I now need to start ingratiating myself to you…
September 2nd, 2004 at 07:29It’s never been my goal, but my friends—especially Amy—disagree.
September 2nd, 2004 at 11:13Shall we all begin the “Geof Morris for President in 2016″ campaign?
September 2nd, 2004 at 12:16What’s sick is that you figured out when I’d be eligible, Leonard. Of course, it’s easy to keep our two birthdays square: two years apart, two weeks apart.
September 2nd, 2004 at 13:27