“I am out of the office from noon on Thursday, August 19th through COB Friday the 20th. If you need me, please call my cell phone: (256) ###-####.”

However, if you’re calling from (256) 726-####, fat chance that I’m going to take your call, unless it’s 5011. [I know where my bread is buttered, folks.]

Time to make sure that I’ve got everything I need out of my office for the weekend—mainly being the digicam I’m not supposed to have in here but do, since I have work purposes for it—and I’m going to get the flock out of here.

Photos, videos, and goofy-ass postings to follow … FROM ARID-freakin’-ZONER!