Make a Funny Caption, Win a Prize
Now, don’t ask me where I got these [okay, I'll tell you ... one of my guys took them and had me off-load them to my machine so that they could be emailed around ... and hey, it's not like some Boeing guy won't put funny captions on these and send them around the office ... wait, I didn't say that], but I have cool [in my opinion] photos of flight hardware that we’re building for ISS.
Included in these photos are a couple of astronauts. Since I didn’t take them, I didn’t meet them. That makes nearly three years at this company without having the pleasure [and pain] of dealing with crew. I’m not 100% sure which project this is, but it’s bound to be one of our FRAM FSE projects. Anyway, on to the pictures.
I have seven pictures to show you, and since I’m feeling singularly unwitty today, I won’t provide captions. Provide your own in the comments if you wish, at your own risk:
That last one is especially ripe for commentary, as is the fourth one, although you can’t see all of the Boeing guy’s face to give him a thought balloon. [I could, since I know him, but I won't. It'd be my luck that he'd Google for his own name, this site would turn up, and then he'd yell at me. 
]
I’ll just borrow a line from my friends at Spam-O-Rama:
"Enlarge Penis 500%!!!"
July 24th, 2002 at 16:03She’s gone from screw to slam, sir!
July 24th, 2002 at 19:34"and this is how you attach the playground slide…."
July 24th, 2002 at 21:05Number 7:
"Sir, the ‘Penis Replacement 5000′ is 100% guaranteed or your money back!"
(Dammit, Jess, you got pretty close to stealing my line –and I didn’t look at the captions until after I saw the photos.)
July 24th, 2002 at 21:33-lol-
Y’all are so bad.
July 24th, 2002 at 21:38